He’s got the megalomania. He’s got the eccentricity. He’s got the fabulous, flowing hair. And now, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has his own private island, meaning he’s just a private army and a nuclear device short of being the baddie in a Bond film.

According to a report in Aftonbladet, Zlatan has purchased his own private island on Lake Malaren, to the west of Stockholm. The island, reportedly to indulge Zlatan’s passion for hunting, is 500 hectares (roughly two square miles). Which makes it the perfect size to fortify and demand things of the world’s governments.

It’s either that or he’s going to capture Pep Guardiola, give him a two-hour head start, and hunt the most dangerous animal: man. How’s that for a false nine, huh? Sell Zlatan to Milan, will you?

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