Treasures of eBay is a feature where we wade through the mountains of bollocks on eBay to bring you an auction we think is worth a second look.

Today’s treasure is a soccer-themed sweater with a “buy it now” price of $17.99.

This time of year, young adults gather round to drink themselves sloppy while wearing the most garish sweaters possible as part of what are known as “ugly sweater parties,” because my generation is hateful and too wrapped up in irony to genuinely appreciate anything that isn’t Radiohead or Leo Messi. But should you, the usually impeccably styled KCKRS reader, find yourself invited to one of these shindigs, do not worry. We’ve found your ugly sweater for you.

Yes, for just $17.99 plus $7.00 shipping, this soccer-themed ladies cardigan can be the life of your next ugly sweater party, you awful hipster. It’ll go great with your ironic facial hair.