Treasures of eBay is a daily feature where we wade through the mountains of bollocks on eBay to bring you an auction we think is worth a second look.

Today’s treasure is a box of 12 soccer themed condoms, with a “Buy It Now” price of $4.87.

We know how you guys like to get funky with it. You put on your clean Messi jersey, crank up the vuvuzela music, and go the full 90 plus. You don’t even need the half-time break. The only (?) problem with your game right now are your disappointingly non-soccer themed prophylactics.

Well not anymore!

Now, eBay seller blackburnshop is giving you the opportunity to play like they do in the Premiership and buy a box of one dozen soccer themed condoms for the low low price of £3.00, or roughly $4.87. He has even put them on his fingers to show you what the tip looks like. Great guy.

Still on the fence? The seller guarantees that they’re “new”. What more do you need to know when buying condoms?

Notice: WAG not included.