Home side Sporting Kansas City didn’t have photos (so they claim) for visiting Toronto FC when they put the Reds’ lineup on Saturday night. So they improvised…with every Canadian cliche imaginable. Bonus points must be awarded for using the epic entrance music of WWE Hall of Famer and best Canadian ever Bret “The Hitman” Hart.

Sirs, we salute you.

Update: the video’s been removed by the user, we suspect foul play.