What do you do when you’re a gazillionaire before your second decade and decide you want to up the party stakes in a country famous for it’s lavish partying? Why, you go and buy the a luxury yacht, that’s what. You guy and you buy the hell out of it. And that’s exactly what Neymar did.

Neymar’s new 78-foot yacht carries a price tag in excess of $8 million (American!), and features a jacuzzi, dance floor, and (we’re assuming) a customized Leo Messi dartboard.

Further Reading: Futbolita