Maryland’s college football team made a huge splash with their absolutely insane uniforms earlier in the week thanks to school sponsor Under Armour, founded by Maryland alumni Kevin Plank. The uniforms are inspired by the Maryland state flag, which was drawn by angry children. When the college football team debuted the unis, I heard descriptions from “awesome” to “muscular clowns”. The soccer team been unlucky lucky enough to be Under Armour’s next victims recipients for a public display of humiliation state pride.

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