Sometimes, the Taiwanese animation outfit NMA.tv strikes gold with their cartoon takes on the big happenings in world football. Like the one about Mario Balotelli. Other times, they put out a one minute, seven second animation that is so offensive to everyone it’s hard to know where to begin. This is one of those times.

Where to start? The BNP logo on John Terry’s shirt? The conspicuous armband? The reference to an Italian cruise ship disaster? I think my head just exploded.