You saw the photos, Stuart Holden and Hugh Jackman hanging out at PPL Park Wednesday night to take in a little MLS. You might have noticed Stuart Holden’s choice of attire. Taylor Twellman definitely did, and couldn’t help giving Holden some stick on Twitter.

Feeling a little guilty about busting on the man’s jorts, Twellman set Holden up for the…head shot.

Then Twellman pulled poor Kyle Martino (who was in Houston broadcasting the USA-Panama match) into the fray. Not cool, dude.

I’m all for self-deprecating comedy and bros busting on bros. Also, I think “Big Melon and The Jorts” would be a great name for a band.