Posts Tagged ‘twitter’

Mario Balotelli Is Finally On Twitter (Really) @FinallyMario

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We’ve long waited for this day. The day when one of world football’s most interesting individuals, Mario Balotelli, follows the social media movement and starts a Twitter account. It’s finally here, and it’s totally legit. Mario’s club, AC Milan, says so. There’s not doubt this time. Anyone else having trouble …

LA Galaxy Striker Gyasi Zardes Kills It On Vine With Ode To Mortal Kombat

This is the best thing today, probably by a good mile. Zardes is a brash young striker with the LA Galaxy who scored his first professional goal on the weekend. His partner in the Vine vid is fellow Galaxy youngster Oscar Soto. Make sure you turn on the sound. FINISH …

Kei Kamara Returns To Kansas City, Buys Everyone Chipotle

Sierra Leonean forward Kei Kamara just returned to Kansas City after a brief loan stint with Premier League club Norwich City (where someone wrote a song about Kei). Hitting KCMO yesterday, the noted Chipotle enthusiast (seriously, the guy got the coveted Chipotle gold card) decided the best way to reconnect …

Has Sepp Blatter’s Twitter Account Been Hacked?

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This tweet just showed up on Sepp Blatter’s verified Twitter account. Promising, no? If this is a hack job (and it most certainly is), expect hilarity to ensue. Updates as events warrant, but be sure to watch this space. Remember kids, screenshots save lives.

Mario Balotelli’s New Camouflaged Superman Boots Are Exactly What You’d Expect

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MARIO BALOTELLI’S NEW BOOTS ARE AWESOME. Who else wears camo and coordinates said camo with his ride? No one but Super Mario. Amazing. Absolutely amazing. I really, really hope this isn’t a photoshop gag.

Landon Donovan Is In Wisconsin Now

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Where have you gone, Landon Donovan A nation turns its lonely eyes to you Woo, woo, woo What’s that you say, Mrs. Donovan Landycakes has left and gone away Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey…Oh wait, there he is. In…Wisconsin.

Carlos Valderrama Did Not Cut His Iconic Hair, No Matter What You’ve Heard

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Shocking news broke on Twitter last week, when Carlos Valderrama announced that he had shorn his iconic hairdo in lieu of a more aerodynamic look. The photos were distressing. The tears, real. Why would El Pibe do such a thing? What is more precious than the hair that made his …

Alexi Lalas Did A Song Made From Tweets Two Years Ago And It’s Rocktastic

Alexi Lalas, besides being an American soccer legend, former MLS club executive, and television pundit-type personality, is a better musician than anyone you know. Back in the 90s, he released an album. In the second decade of the 21st century, he spends his downtime making songs for no one in …

Joey Barton Is Fighting With Justin Bieber Fans On Twitter, Which Is The Most Joey Barton Thing Ever

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…or, “Here’s a thing that will make you want to drink poison today.” Although really, everyone involved deserves each other so the rest of us can just stand back and laugh. Here’s the background: With Justin Bieber set to play a series of shows in London, Joey Barton politely expressed …

Here’s Landon Donovan Hanging Out In Cambodia

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Landon Donovan’s sabbatical has taken him to Siem Reap, Cambodia, where he is…well, I don’t really know, but I imagine it involves kicking the ball around with these guys since he’s in this picture and the tweet was tagged #soccer. Find that passion, Landon. Find it and bring it back …

Omar Gonzalez Would Like Your Help Finding Landon Donovan

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Omar Gonzalez and his LA Galaxy teammates need your help. There’s a missing person. His name is Landon Donovan, and he used to play professional soccer for the Galaxy, back when they were winning titles (read: December). Now Landon has decided to take some time away from the game and …

Twitter Protip: Celebrity Chef Mario Batali Is Not Famous Footballer Mario Balotelli

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Nice one, @dionhester12. Mario Batali is that guy you’ve seen cooking it up on “Iron Chef America” and “The Chew”, whatever the hell that is. He is not world famous bad boy soccer player Mario Balotelli, whose name sounds vaguely like “Batali” but also not like “Batali” at all. Mario …

There Are No Words To Describe A Twitter Campaign To Raise Money So United Can Buy Back Cristiano Ronaldo

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…and yet, here are some words. Mostly to express the incredulity I’m feeling right now as I watch tweets roll by suggesting Manchester United fans—who support one of the richest clubs in the world any way you slice it—each give a pound so that the club can bring back Cristiano …

That Old Gag: Melbourne Hearts Put Players’ Twitter Handles On Their Shirts, Gain Small Amount Of Followers

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Twitter handles are all the rage, and if you don’t have one, you’re a dork (our is @kckrs. We are not a dorks). The microblogging service-cum-social network is the in way to pimp your brand, be it new technology, energy drink, or football club. Melbourne Hearts is a football club, …

Jay DeMerit Has A Hole In His Head, But It’s Okay Because It ‘Fits His Image’

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Preseason MLS prep is full effect, and that means contact. Pro athletes going at it to prepare themselves for the rigors of the long Major League Soccer season means swinging elbows. Swinging elbows, when they connect with heads, cause gashes. Like this one to the head of Vancouver Whitecaps defender …

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