Sierra Leonean forward Kei Kamara just returned to Kansas City after a brief loan stint with Premier League club Norwich City (where someone wrote a song about Kei). Hitting KCMO yesterday, the noted Chipotle enthusiast (seriously, the guy got the coveted Chipotle gold card) decided the best way to reconnect …
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The 2000 Kansas City Wizards Austin Powers Parody Video That Will Shock And Horrify You
For some reason, Sporting Kansas City decided it would be a good idea to share this TV promo spot done in the style of a bad Austin Powers parody, featuring players Nick Garcia, Chris Klein, and Chris Henderson, made back when the team was called the Kansas City Wizards. I’m …
‘Kick It’, The Sporting Kansas City Rap Song
Eventually, I’m going to stop being buoyed by the cultural steps songs like this represent and just be able to judge them as songs. So…I’m glad Sporting Kansas City has a song from B Double E. Happy, really. Hooray for MLS team-themed rap. “Kick It” isn’t very inventive for a …
The US Open Cup Final Is Tonight And You Should Probably Watch It
We’ve previously told you how much we at KCKRS absolutely love the Lamar Hunt US Open Cup and all the crazy things that can happen in it. Well, tonight (9PM Eastern) is the Final, as Seattle looks for its record fourth-consecutive Open Cup win against host Sporting Kansas City. Arguably …
Sporting Kansas City Drew With Stoke Thanks To This Fluke Injury Time Header
This is a one in a billion shot. Turns out the goalscorer is local boy Kyle Miller. Way to be in the right place at exactly the right time, Kyle. Can it be a wonder goal if he wasn’t really trying?
Bobby Convey Does Not Use Twitter, Hosts a Show About Twitter
Videos like this are what make Sporting KC such a likable juggernaut. Sure, they’re going to kick the snot out of your team, but they’ll be hilarious and self-deprecating while doing so. I live 1100 miles from the Missouri River and even I want to buy some season tickets to Livestrong Sporting Park
Aurelien Collin Will Teach You To Impress The Ladies With Your Cooking Skills
Aurelien Collin is already among the league leaders in all statistical categories of Frenchness (Thierry Henry, however, is running away with the “Gallic shrug” category), so it’s no surprise that he is an expert on that most French of arts: seducing women through food.
Here’s Sporting KC’s Livestrong Sporting Park Made From LEGOs
Who doesn’t love LEGOs? Everybody loves LEGOs, right? We’ve got people making animated LEGO versions of famous goals, so it’s only natural that an MLS team with a LEGO theme park in the area would want a LEGO version of their brand new stadium. So, here you go. LEGO Livestrong …
Aurelien Collin Is Back, And This Time He Has A Cat
It’s episode two of Collin’s Corner with Sporting Kansas City defender and noted Frenchamn Aurelian Collin. In this edition, Aurelien strokes a cat and fields pressing questions from various Sporting players. Questions like “how do I get more chocolate?”
Aurelien Collin Solves All Of Life’s Problems
Sporting Kansas City have a reputation as probably the most effective marketing and PR team in all of MLS, and this video is a perfect example of why. A simple concept, a couple of players, and a lot of tongue-in-cheek humor can be very effective at connecting with your fan …
Sporting KC’s Matt Besler Is Selling Tickets, Isn’t Very Good At It
This is what happens when you have a salary cap, people. Jokes aside, can we take a moment to appreciate how hard KC is bringing it, on and off the field? I live on the East Coast, and I want to buy a season ticket to Livestrong Sporting Park.
Sporting KC Would Like To Sing To You To Celebrate The Holidays
This video is made fantastic by how dreadfully awful the KC players are at singing. Like, American Idol reject awful. While the jumping is a nice touch, boys, but don’t quit your day jobs.
Ladies And Gents, We’ve Got Our MLS Cup Finalists
This past weekend saw the finalists for the 2011 MLS Cup decided. Houston Dynamo came into Kansas City and upset the favored Sporting KC 2-0 in the Eastern Conference Final, while the Western Conference saw Los Angeles Galaxy outspend Real Salt Lake 3 designated players to 1.
Sporting KC Really Want Bill Simmons To Be Their Friend
Bill Simmons, love him or hate him, is one of the most influential sports writers in America. With ESPN and his pet project Grantland, he reaches more readers than almost anyone else in the business. And Sporting Kansas City, never ones to pass up a good gimmick, want to bring …
Everybody Was MLS Play-Off Fighting
The MLS playoffs kicked into gear yesterday with a triple-header of Conference Semifinal matchups. And with so much on the line, it wasn’t surprising that all three games got a little testy. And a bit punchy, shovey, and ball-throwey.
