Sierra Leonean forward Kei Kamara just returned to Kansas City after a brief loan stint with Premier League club Norwich City (where someone wrote a song about Kei). Hitting KCMO yesterday, the noted Chipotle enthusiast (seriously, the guy got the coveted Chipotle gold card) decided the best way to reconnect …
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This Year, Hartlepool Fans Went To An Away Match Dressed As Penguins
Hartlepool United fans like to dress when they travel to away matches–it’s just their thing. Last year they went to Charlton dressed as a gaggle of Smurfs (is “gaggle” the proper collective noun for Smurfs?). The photos were awesome. This year, they went as penguins. Who else wants to be …
This Underwater Lion Statue That Looks Like The Premier League Logo Is Someone’s Memorial
Because people are weird and death is scary, there are “memorial reefs” off the coast of Florida when the remains of those who have departed the earthly realm are laid to rest in cremated form. Despite the internet spreading the rumor that this statue of a lion with his paw …
Maradona Went To Cuba To Visit Castro This Weekend
There’s not much more to be said about this, other than it’s Diego being Diego. He has a soft spot for leftist rulers. Hell, he has a tattoo of Castro on his left leg. Castro, retired after a long career of keeping Cuba under his thumb leading the Cuban people …
Mario Balotelli’s New Camouflaged Superman Boots Are Exactly What You’d Expect
MARIO BALOTELLI’S NEW BOOTS ARE AWESOME. Who else wears camo and coordinates said camo with his ride? No one but Super Mario. Amazing. Absolutely amazing. I really, really hope this isn’t a photoshop gag.
Beckham Is Working On His Breakdancing Skills In China
Ok, not really. Really, he was trying to bend it like himself a couple days ago while wearing dress shoes and took a spill. But Becks even makes falling on his ass look cool. Sorta. The hair hardly moved.
Landon Donovan Is In Wisconsin Now
Where have you gone, Landon Donovan A nation turns its lonely eyes to you Woo, woo, woo What’s that you say, Mrs. Donovan Landycakes has left and gone away Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey…Oh wait, there he is. In…Wisconsin.
Ronaldo Posted An Innocuous Photo On Facebook, Sparked Israeli-Palestinian Flame War
This is what happens when you’re really good at something as popular as football and your appeal crosses ethnic and cultural divides. Yesterday, Cristiano Ronaldo posted a rather boring photo of himself and some of this Portugal teammates posing for the camera at the beach near Tel Aviv (Portugal plays …
This US National Team Jersey Groom’s Cake Looks Delicious
I’m not sure on the provenance of this, beyond that it was posted to the “US Soccer: 50 States & 50 Jerseys” Facebook page, but man does it look great. While it would almost be a shame to cut into it and ruin its aesthetic beauty, I bet it’s delicious. …
Geoff Cameron Wore A Onesie Too, And Yes You Can Buy It
So Stoke is definitely selling Stoke onesies. This news is still shocking to me. Almost as shocking as grown men posing for photos while wearing the onesie while juggling a ball. The price is £30, which seems like a lot until you consider the fact that there’s enough material involved …
Lana Del Rey Gets The Celebrity Treatment At Anfield
Lana Del Rey’s music is terrible, but she appears to be something of a soccer fan so perhaps we’ll let it slide. Lana was Liverpool this weekend, and took the tour of Anfield before LFC’s 3-2 win over Tottenham. She’s a Liverpool fan, she says, but she also supports Celtic …
Carlos Valderrama Did Not Cut His Iconic Hair, No Matter What You’ve Heard
Shocking news broke on Twitter last week, when Carlos Valderrama announced that he had shorn his iconic hairdo in lieu of a more aerodynamic look. The photos were distressing. The tears, real. Why would El Pibe do such a thing? What is more precious than the hair that made his …
Here’s Novak Djokovic Playing Soccer With Red Foo From LMFAO
LMFAO indeed. If you’re confused, here’s your background: Every year at the ATP stop in Indian Wells, California, the tennis pros take to the grassy areas and play some pick up footy. Last year, we brought you video of the pickup game that included Djokovic and Rafael Nadal. This year, …



