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We’ve long waited for this day. The day when one of world football’s most interesting individuals, Mario Balotelli, follows the social media movement and starts a Twitter account. It’s finally here, and it’s totally legit. Mario’s club, AC Milan, says so. There’s not doubt this time. Anyone else having trouble …
MARIO BALOTELLI’S NEW BOOTS ARE AWESOME. Who else wears camo and coordinates said camo with his ride? No one but Super Mario. Amazing. Absolutely amazing. I really, really hope this isn’t a photoshop gag.
Mario Balotelli’s move back to Italy is already paying massive dividends for those of us in the writing-about-Mario Balotelli business. The AC Milan striker has used the opportunity of being back in the land of Michaelangelo and Donatello to commission a life-sized statue of himself. In the obvious pose that …
Nice one, @dionhester12. Mario Batali is that guy you’ve seen cooking it up on “Iron Chef America” and “The Chew”, whatever the hell that is. He is not world famous bad boy soccer player Mario Balotelli, whose name sounds vaguely like “Batali” but also not like “Batali” at all. Mario …
I’ve got other things working today (patience), but I had to share this via r/soccer. What? Why? These guys are total space cadets. No wonder Mario tried to kick the ball through the hoardings at them.
Mario Balotelli’s time in England might be coming to an end. There are rumors floating around that the Italian striker could be headed back to his homeland, with his services in less and less demand at Manchester City. Mario looks miserable on the bench, so maybe it’s time to go. …
If any mercurial, ultra-talented footballer needs a mentor, it’s probably Mario Balotelli. His constant run-ins with teammates, referees, incendiary devices, wrecked automobiles, ex-girlfriends/baby mamas, camouflaged Bentleys, press conferences for other teams, goal celebration t-shirts, female rappers, the mafia, and now his manager on the training ground, clearly show a player …
I don’t even know what to say about Next Media Animation’s efforts anymore. They certainly hit all of the incidents of Mario being Mario: Darts, fireworks, fighting with Jerome Boateng (who is portrayed as a white guy for some reason), crashing his car. Why there’s a group of guys in …
Earlier this month, Mario Balotelli became a father when his former girlfriend gave birth to a baby girl name Pia. Because Mario and the mother, Italian model Rafaella Fico, are no longer a couple, and because Mario is Mario, there was some contention about A) the paternity of the child …
It’s that time of year when the world stops for a moment—regardless of particular faith—and waits with held breath for the Man City Christmas video from Mario Balotelli. Well, it’s finally here. Mario wishes Man City fans a merry Christmas, has a go at a couple of Christmas crackers, reads …
Mario Balotelli’s Bentley is camouflaged. I don’t have any clever jokes to go with that information, because none could possibly be as remotely amazing as the fact that Mario Balotelli’s Bentley is camouflaged. It’s a Bentley. Camouflaged. Maybe Mario really wanted a tank, found out they’re not street legal in …
Nicki Minaj’s UK tour is off to an eventful start. In Manchester, the colorful rapper passed on a chance to meet Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli because she was “tired” and needed to eat a massive order of Nando’s chicken. Then, at the Echo Arena show in Liverpool last night, …
If I asked you to name the Premier League footballer most likely to allow himself to be strapped to a chair and launched into the air at 100 miles per hour tethered only by some elastic, you would say Mario Balotelli. And you’d be right, because he did exactly that, …
There’s an age-old question American soccer fans inevitably end up asking themselves. “If you had to have two MLS players be your hypothetical gay dads, who would you pick?” The answer is obviously Jay DeMerit and Joe Cannon, but only because Jimmy Conrad is retired. Anyway, here’s a video of …
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