Mario Balotelli’s time in England might be coming to an end. There are rumors floating around that the Italian striker could be headed back to his homeland, with his services in less and less demand at Manchester City. Mario looks miserable on the bench, so maybe it’s time to go. …
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Wrecked Ferrari Was Briefly Listed On EBay For $64,380
Back in 2009, Cristiano Ronaldo slammed his Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano F1 sports car into a roadside barrier on the way to training in Manchester. Nearly four years later, the same car—still wrecked—popped up on eBay France with an asking price of $64,380. For almost the same price as an …
Mario Balotelli Camouflaged His Bentley Because He’s A ‘Soldier’ Maybe?
Mario Balotelli’s Bentley is camouflaged. I don’t have any clever jokes to go with that information, because none could possibly be as remotely amazing as the fact that Mario Balotelli’s Bentley is camouflaged. It’s a Bentley. Camouflaged. Maybe Mario really wanted a tank, found out they’re not street legal in …
Nicklas Bendtner Is Banned From Driving After Doing 104 In His Porsche
Nicklas Bendtner isn’t a bad person, he’s just a sociopath who doesn’t think the rules apply to him. The Danish striker, on loan to Sunderland from Arsenal, has been suspended from driving for 56 days and fined a whopping £660 after police clocked him traveling over 100 miles an hour in …
Was There Ever Any Doubt Brek Shea’s Vehicle Would Look Like This?
Brek Shea’s “baby” as photographed by Brek Shea. I hope he named it. I hope it’s called “The Yellow Rose of Breksas” or “The Frisco Express” or “Brek’s Big Ass Banana Truck.” Okay, not so much that last one.
Jermaine Pennant’s Car Isn’t ‘Chromed Out’, It’s Just Chrome
This is Jermaine Pennant’s Aston Martin, a car so flashy that he’s been banned from driving on sunny days by local police. I’m kidding. But that sounds like one of those things that could be true. Just look at it.
