QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.
| PHOTO: THERE IS THE LOEW. WHAT A TERRIBLE REFERENCE. I APOLOGIZE, TRULY. |
Today you get semi-artistic press conference photos because there is nothing else. Wait, want to see England players getting off a plane? (Reuters)
Spared.
Shorter than usual QWK KCKS today due to some time constraints. And no rant! Bonus!
| THIS IS THE GREATEST FAKE OUT OF ALL TIME. YOU THINK HE’S GOING THIS WAY THEN BAM! |
Didier Drogba wants to be China’s David Beckham, and lift the league to new heights.
| YUP, IT’S JUST AS YOU EXPECTED. HE’S NOT HUMAN AT ALL. TOTALLY A CYBORG. |
Andrea Pirlo training with an oxygen mask only makes me think he’s in the thrall of Skynet and we’re all doomed. // 101GG
| AND TO THINK HE WROTE THIS WITHOUT HEARING STEVE MCMANAMAN’S COMMENTARY. |
The co-commentator’s role in the broadcast of a match is debatable at best, actually detrimental at worst. So let’s just cut the fat. // 200%
| PHOTO: HERE IS STEVEN GERRARD GETTING OF A PLANE IN MANCHESTER. RIVETING. |
Told ya. Below, Wayne Rooney walking through a field. Someone cue the maudlin music.
| AND IF YOU DIDN’T ALREADY THINK PHIL BROWN WAS A BIT (LOTS) DAFT… |
Phil Brown says Andrea Pirlo is homophobic, and has the worst reasoning ever for saying so. // Off the Post
| MEMES. THEY’RE LIKE COMEDY, ONLY NOT AS FUNNY. |
I’m not a big meme guy, but I get why they spread the way they do. It’s easy. Here are the top memes of Euro 2012, because. // Bleacher Report
| JUST WAIT UNTIL SKYNET GETS THEIR HANDS ON INIESTA. THEN WE’RE REALLY IN TROUBLE. |
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