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PHOTO OF THE DAY.
This person was at the MLS All-Star Game. Sad clown. (GETTY IMAGES)

AN ENTIRE NATION SAYS ‘GET A ROOM!’
Shikira and Pique are totally nauseating, according to the people of Spain. // Kickette

NOW THE CRAZIEST GUY IN FOOTBALL. AND THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING.
Aurelio De Laurentiis is amazingly like a man-sized toddler that knows how to ride a scooter. // WAATP

THE HATE IS STRONG IN THIS ONE.
I get why, but it still amazes me how much MK Dons are despised. A random Facebook ad gets a post because it mentions Franchise FC. // Off the Post

IF THE GAMES DON’T COUNT, MAKE THEM INTERESTING.
A pretty cool twist on pre-season friendlies. Would never ever work in the States. // WSC

NEXT, HE’LL FORGET WHAT COUNTRY HE PLAYS FOR.
Jermaine Jones puts his foot squarely in his mouth, or if you want to be blunt, is an idiot. // The Third Kit

INCOMING!
Is there an instance of a referee falling down that isn’t funny? If so, I haven’t see it. // Dirty Tackle

THIS JUST GOT SERIOUS…ER.
Neck kicking goalkeeper might be charged with…wait for it…ATTEMPTED MURDER. // Deadspin

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS EVEN MEANS.
Kun Aguero calls himself the “Che Guevara of modern soccer”, causes furrowed brows everywhere. // CaughtOffside

ASIA HAS NOT BEEN KIND TO YOSSI
Yossi Benayoun goes viral with a bicycle kick for all the wrong reasons. // BleachRep

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