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PHOTO: WHO’S THIS GUY AGAIN?
Fabio Capello joins Howard Wilkinson, Terry Venables, Glen Hoddle, and the immortal Kevin Keegan as men who can claim the lofty title of “former England manager.” (GETTY)

HOW DOES KEVIN KEEGAN NOT EVEN GET AN INTERVIEW?
Dirty Tackle has the inside scoop on the race to take the worst job in world football. // Dirty Tackle

THIS IS BECKHAM VOMIT, PEOPLE. IT HAS MAGICAL HEALING PROPERTIES AND MAKES YOU UNFAIRLY GOOD LOOKING.
The youngest Becks can’t quite keep down her lunch. // Kickette

PHOTO: WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD
Remember when Brian Ching threatened to retire if Montreal drafted him away from Houston? This is Brian Ching, not retired, playing for Montreal against Houston. (MONTREAL IMPACT)

SO IT’S LIKE BACKGAMMON, THEN? SETTLERS OF CATAN? PARCHEESI?
Football is nothing like chess. So stop saying it is. // The FCF

PHOTO: IN AMERICA, THIS IS SOMETIMES KNOWN AS A “RED BULL SELLOUT”
This is the most relaxed fan at a Union Espanola v. Atletico Junior Copa Libertadores match. (REUTERS)

BUT SERIOUSLY, NO LOVE FOR KEVIN KEEGAN?
Bleacher Report counts down the top 5 candidates for the England post, but fails to include the obvious best man for the job. // Bleacher Report

GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. KEEGAN FOR ENGLAND. COME ON. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
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