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PHOTO: THE SOUND HE’S MAKING IS PROBABLY SOMETHING LIKE ‘EEEEEEEEE!’
India cricketers had a kickabout during practice. Someone is afraid of the ball. (Getty Images)
IS ANYONE ELSE SCARED WAZZA IS GOING TO TOSS THE PUPPY OVER HIS SHOULDER AND STORM OFF?
Alternate dialog for the FIFA 12 Christmas ad we showed you yesterday. We bow to the brilliance. // Dirty Tackle
MEANWHILE…IT’S COLEEN ROONEY, THE BUTTERFLY WHISPERER.
Fragrance ads are weird. Here’s Coleen Rooney sitting in a forest exploding butterflies with her mind or something. // Kickette
THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW BRILLIANT THIS LOOKS.
This trailer for a documentary on the American Samoa National Team we told you got their first ever win in November is stuffed full of exactly what makes us love the game. // Beat the First Man
VIDEO: THE SCARIEST FREE KICKS EVER.
I want to learn how to do this, but only if I can control what they say. (via Surreal Football)
Excellent explanation of why the rumors popping up linking Michael Ballack with MLS are based on nothing. Less than nothing, even. // The Footy Blog
SO THE PLAN WAS TO HOPE THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED?
A collection of absolutely genius Wrexham fans try to break into the manager’s office at Shrewbury Town. When the door turned out to be locked, they went with Plan B. Spray painting “Wrexham FC” on the wall. Burned. // Off the Post
THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN WHAT I FIRST IMAGINED WHEN I SAW THE WORD ‘SNOCCER.’
Snooker + soccer = snoccer. Apparently. I’m flabbergasted. // 500RTLF
I WILL NOW ATTEMPT TO REFERENCE EMMANUEL FRIMPONG WITHOUT USING THE WORD ‘DENCH.’ DAMNIT.
An artist’s rendering of Emmanuel Frimpong maddogging Kun Aguero. Pay special attention to the eyes. // Surreal Football
HE SHOULD TOTALLY SET UP A GOOGLE ALERT FOR ‘DARREN AMBROSE.’
The internet history of Darren Ambrose, the man who’s rocket of a right foot buried Manchester United in the Carling Cup. // The Other 87
FLASHING IN THE PAN IS BETTER THAN NOT FLASHING AT ALL.
Today is Toto Schillaci’s 47th birthday. Let’s remember when. // Deadspin
POPULARITY CONTESTS ARE ABOUT POPULARITY.
Nitpicking the FIFPro World XI shortlist because that’s what people do with award shortlists. Nitpick. // Bleacher Report
SOMEWHERE THERE’S A WITCH WITH A TERRIBLE SENSE OF HUMOR.
Finally, the witch’s curse is broken. And now referees will be scared to book players for diving, lest they be forced into unwanted marriages. You heard me. // Studs Up
THERE’S ALSO A CURSE ON BALOTELLI. IT INVOLVES HIS HAIR, THE ELEMENT OF FIRE, AND A MAGICAL LOCKET WORN BY CAT IN PALERMO. THAT’S ALL I CAN SAY.
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