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PHOTO: GUINEAN GRAMPA?
Guinea fans are the Africa Cup of Nations. Confucius say… (REUTERS)
ENGLAND IS ISN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF THEM. MEANING JOSE AND HIS EGO.
Exploring the pipe dream of Jose Mourinho taking over the England National Team. // The Stiles Council
SYVLIE VAN DER DOLL.
Guess who got her own Barbie! When I say the girl has her own Barbie, I mean the girl has her own Barbie! // Kickette
VINNIE JONES GOES BACK TO WEMBLEY. NOT THE SAME WEMBLEY, BUT STILL WEMBLEY.
Most things with Vinnie Jones are worth a look. Here’s the behind-the-scenes of his return to England’s most iconic stadium. // The Original Winger

PHOTO: A LITTLE SNOW IS NOTHING TO CRY ABOUT.
The Italian winter is hard on some people. (REUTERS)
IT’S GOOD TO KNOW THERE’S A CLUB OUT THERE FOR A CHAOTIC MESS.
How to pick a Bundesliga club, in the ever-popular flowchart format. // Beat the First Man
AFTERWARDS, WE’RE ALL PARTYING AT TEAL BUNBURY’S HOUSE.
Canada will reportedly host the USA in a friendly to celebrate the Canadian Soccer Association’s centenary. // The Footy Blog
IF THEY LET FERNANDO TORRES SCORE, YOU’LL KNOW WHY THEY WENT MISSING.
Wolves owner Steve Morgan went a little mental after his club lost to Liverpool and let Andy Carroll – yes, that Andy Carroll – score. // Dirty Tackle

PHOTO: CLEARLY, HE’S NO DAVEY BECKS.
Thiago Motta was unveiled as PSG’s newest signing yesterday. I bet they didn’t pre-order 20,000 of his shirt… (GETTY IMAGES)
WORST POSITIONING EVER.
C’mon Lego goalie. What are you doing way over there by the post? // Invent Football
ON THE TRAGEDY IN EGYPT.
Behind the terrible events of the Egyptian soccer riot that left 70 people dead, and what needs to change. // Bleacher Report
TODAY IS GROUNDHOG DAY. ‘ROUND HERE, THE ANNUAL TRADITION IS WATCHING ‘CADDYSHACK’ ON REPEAT. LET’S JUST SAY WE’RE NOT ALL FANS OF ANDIE MACDOWELL.
If Harry Redknapp sees his shadow, we’ll have six more weeks of Louis Saha jokes. If Jose Mourinho sees his shadow, he’ll claim it’s a plot to hand Barcelona the title. Follow us and like us, or you’ll be forever caught in a loop where we ask you the same thing every day. Oh, wait.




