QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.
| PHOTO: YOU KNOW, THERE’S REALLY NO NEED TO BRAGA ABOUT IT… |
Sporting Braga players celebrate defeating Udinese in a Champions League playoff. (AP PHOTO)
| AT LEAST IT’S A QUICK READ. |
Everyone’s favorite jerkface Brits run through a day in the life of the Premiership’s most fleet-footed forward. // Surreal Football
| FOUR GOALS IS A SCREWDRIVER TO THE JUGULAR. FIVE, YOU MAY NEVER SEE YOUR FAMILY AGAIN. |
Paolo Di Canio has the man-management skills you would expect from a crazy person. Because he is one. // Dirty Tackle
| EMMANUEL ADEBAYOR, YOUR SHIRT IS A LIE. |
Emmanuel Adebayor wears an nonfactual shirt, silly hat. // Kickette
| CONGRATULATIONS ON COMING UP WITH THE WORST CONTEST PRIZE EVER. |
It’s a race between Robbie Savage and the guy who used to be the Stig, and you might get the chance to… spend all day stuck in a van stuck in London traffic with only Robbie Savage to talk to. // The Mirror
| WILL THERE BE A SECOND LEG? YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE HOME CROWD CAN DO FOR A TEAM |
Romanian side loses a cup game 31-0. That’s thirty-one. To nothing. // The Guardian
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