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PHOTO OF THE DAY.
Borussia Moenchengladbach coach Lucien Favre has a run-in with a Schalke player. Ooh! (REUTERS)

 

LUCIEN AGAIN.
OH!

SALT MEET WOUND.
Things to say to Arsenal fans today. Not nice things. Things that might get you punched. // Surreal Football

IT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
There really isn’t an appropriate time to use the word Tony Carascino used. Definitely not when talking about a defender’s crap performance. One is not like the other. // 101GG

SCARY. THERE’S NOTHING ELSE TO SAY.
Didier Drogba gets his lights put out by Norwich keeper John Ruddy (accidentally). This is a tad disturbing, FYI. // EPL Talk

 

SPEAKING OF SCARY. THIS, FOR REASONS I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
Here’s Diego Maradona coaching in Dubai, marking a player for death pointing out directions. (GETTY IMAGES)

WHAT’S IN A SUPER CUP? SUPER BALLS?
Cesc is hypnotized by the Super Cup, David Villa just wants to know what’s hiding in there. Dani Alves has a wig? // Kickette

THE BEST WAY TO TAKE DOWN CHARGING FANGIRLS.
Becks has a bodyguard. No surprise. Becks bodyguard has a big ass gun. Hmm. // Daily Mail

 

INSERT AMERICAN FOOTBALL SCORING JOKE HERE.
Not a count of corners from Sunday’s Man United-Arsenal game. (REUTERS)

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICARSENALSATROCIOUS.
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