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PHOTO OF THE DAY.
Dude in the Sounders band has ridiculous Sounders tattoos…wait, the photo description says they’re temporary. Boo. (AP PHOTO)

PREPARE FOR THE AMERICAN FUTBOL SPANGLISH OF THE FUTURE.
Finally, someone has written a guide to the Spanish of futbol for us gringos. Muy bueno. // The Good Men Project

THE KNACK OF KNOWING WHERE TO BE AND HOW TO GET THERE.
Saying goodbye to Fabio Cannavaro and his uncanny abilities, which have unfortunately turned canny. // Run of Play

HATING THE UN-HATEABLE IS HARD AND STUFF.
Chelsea fan finds it impossible to hate Fulham, references Michael Jackson several times. // Surreal Football

DO THE ‘AMY WINEHOUSE.’ WAIT, I TAKE IT BACK!
Too soon from me, so here’s a player honoring the late Amy Winehouse with a goal celebration to make up for it. // 101gg

I’LL NEVER TYPE ‘ALT 129′ AGAIN. SNIFFLE.
Spelling the new USMNT head coach’s first name is a matter of preference. His? The simple (read: Americanized) one. // 100 Percent Soccer

IT’S LIKE BASKIN-ROBBINS. HOW MANY SCOOPS DO YOU WANT?
Here’s the blog you should bookmark if you like knowing things first on the Americans in Europe tip. // No Short Corners

ALL THE KING’S HORSES AND ALL THE KING’S MEN.
Charlie Davies thanking the people that put him back together. // Soccer Insider

TROT TROT TO LONDON TO WIN A FRIENDLY CUP.
Photos for the Emirates Cup, when Henry and the Red Bulls stole the prize. // CaughtOffside

EXPLODING LADYPARTS AT 10 O’CLOCK.
Poor Chicharito. He just wants a little respect for his obvious virile qualities. Maybe Tim Howard can help. // Kickette

ONE THING’S FOR SURE, HIS HAIR WILL NEVER BE THE BEST.
Neymar’s potential is so undeniable that even Pele thinks he can be as good as Pele. // BleachRep

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