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PHOTO: MARADONA CONSIDERS HIS BUFFET OPTIONS.
Diego and girlfriend Veronica Ojeda partake of the fare at a press conference in Dubai. (GETTY IMAGES)
READ THE BOTTLE. IT TELLS ALL.
The moods of Arsene Wenger, as interpreted though his water bottle. // Dirty Tackle
WAGS GET WHAT WAGS WANT.
Some player paid for another couples’ wedding to keep his WAG happy. I’m not sure if that’s smart or very, very sad. // Off the Post
AFTERWARD, THE REF HAD TO ICE HIS ARM.
What does a match in Costa Rica with six red cards look like? Like this. // CaughtOffside
JAMIE CARRAGHER IS TOO GOOD FOR AN EAR-FLICK. LA DI DA.
Liverpool togetherness is down to painful flicking of the ears among the younger players. Huhwhat? // Metro

PHOTO: HYDRATION OVERKILL!
James Vaughan gets it in the face during Norwich’s match with West Brom. That guy needs to work on his aim. (GETTY IMAGES)
INSPIRING PROGRESS THROUGH RULES.
Can the Rooney Rule (not Wayne) work in English football? Isn’t it worth a shot? // IBWM
MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT DAGESTAN.
How is Samuel Eto’o getting on in Russia? Here’s an in-depth update. // The New York Times
SOMEHOW I COME TO A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT CONCLUSION.
Is Phil Jones God? No, but here are five reasons to wonder if he might be. Good hair. // Surreal Football

ARSENAL FANS, LOUD ENOUGH TO HURT A LITTLE GIRL’S EARS.
Arsenal fan Mo Farrah, World Champion in the 5000m, is cheered by the crowd at the Emirates while he holds up his shoes. His daughter is not pleased by this development. (AP PHOTO)
SOMEONE IS IN TROUBLE. WHAT IS THIS, THE 80′s?
Supposed revelations about a Premier League player’s positive test for cocaine are coming, reports a report. // BleacherReport
EVERY DAY IS SOCCER DAY.
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