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PHOTO OF THE DAY
Fans at Copa America await the arrival of Argentina in Santa Fe. (Reuters)

MAYBE JAY DEMERIT IS TIRED OF LIVING IN THE PAST. OR NOT.
Jay DeMerit, sitting on an ubercool modern TV set in Vancouver, talking to people with funny accents about his career and The Jay DeMerit Story. // The Original Winger

THIS IS NOT EXACTLY “MAKING IT RAIN” AS I UNDERSTAND IT.
Emmanuel Adebayor throws cash at the feet of a (fully clothed) dancer for reasons only he understands. // Off the Post

I PREFER MY DIPS TO BE OF THE ‘FUN’ VARIETY.
Daniel Sturridge does something called the ‘Wacky Dip’ over and over and over and over thanks to be magic of the animated gif. // WAATP

FIGHTING THE URGE TO YELL ‘GET A HAIRCUT YOU HIPPY.’
There’s a member of the Columbus Crew who would like to sing you a song. Prepare yourself. // The Offside Rules

THE ONLY THING I HAVE IN COMMON WITH DIEGO FORLAN IS…NEVER MIND.
The recent love life and times of Diego Forlan, as related by the chronicler of such things. // Kickette

MAMA, I MADE THIS AMAZINGLY RIDICULOUS GOAL FOR YOU.
Making your mother cry is good .00001% of the time. Darlington Nagbe hit the sweet spot with his wonder goal. // The Columbian