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PHOTO OF THE DAY.
Leo Messi and Dani Alves, are totally jumping waves on a jet ski together, like bros. Rad.

THE BEST HECKLING CHANTS ARE IRONIC HECKLING CHANTS.
Cardiff fans gave Robert Green the business with three choice letters. U. S. A. // No Short Corners

IF THIS GIVES RISE TO #MIKECHABALAFACTS I’M DONE.
Portland’s new acquisition scored on his debut, then chopped pretended to chop a giant piece of wood in half to celebrate. // The Offside Rules

DEUCE IS AN ENIGMA, WHICH IS A BETTER RAP NAME THAN DEUCE.
Clint Dempsey, the embodiment of American soccer’s past, present, and future. // Run of Play

SPIT HAPPENS, RIQUELME DON’T CARE.
Someone spit on Riquelme in Argentina, but he’s more concerned about the terrible pitch. // The Original Winger

EVERY PHOTO OF TEVEZ IN MANCHESTER WILL BE EXACTLY LIKE THIS. EXACTLY.
Carlito is back in Manchester. Every image of him there depicts a man with a trampled soul. Poor Carlito. // WAATP

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WONDERED WHAT PETR CECH WOULD LOOK LIKE AS AN OCTOPUS. WHUT?
Keepers getting love in amazing soccer billboards that aren’t new, but are still cool. Petr Cech is a Ferris wheel. // Passport Soccer

FIST PUMPS AND PRIVATE PLANES GO TOGETHER LIKE DOM PÉRIGNON AND CAVIAR.
Exactly the appropriate gesture when you’re traveling in style. Win. // Kickette

HERE ARE TEN GUYS WHO HAVE ASSISTANTS TO PICK OUT THEIR CLOTHES.
The most stylish men in soccer includes at least one popped collar. Yes. // Complex

ENGLAND, IRELAND AND GHANA ARE STILL NOT AMUSED.
The five most heinous handballs in history. // BleachRep

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