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PHOTO: A FAN OF ANYONE WHO HATES MADRID.
This is an interesting approach to Spanish football fandom. Barca, Atletico, it doesn’t matter as long as they don’t like Real Madrid. (REUTERS)
USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
Okay, so this isn’t very good without the video (it’s broken), but I’m sure you can imagine the hilarity. Women answers soccer question on Jeopardy! with “Mario Lemieux.” // Guyism
I HOPE THERE IS DRY ICE AND RAY LEWIS-STYLE DANCING.
The FA will look to American sports, like the NFL, for ideas on how to add a bit of glitz to the FA Cup Final at Wembley. Needs more fireworks and ancient rock bands. // Washington Post
LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU, KIDS. WAIT, NO, FORGET THIS LESSON.
From underage prostitute to lingerie fashion designer for Zahia Dehar, the girl infamous for spending some quality time with Franck Ribery and Karim Benzema. Images probably NSFW. // The Sun
FROM NOW ON, IT’S ‘FERNANDY CARRES.’ THAT’LL SAVE US SOME TIME.
English press gets cheeky with a graphic that puts “strikers” Carroll and Torres up against goalkeeper Tim Howard. // The Shin Guardian
ALL’S FAIR IN RIVALRY AND NOT READING GOOD.
Of course someone wrote up what a Tottenham team sheet might look like with the revelations about ‘Arry’s literacy issues… // Arseblog
BUT AT LEAST SOMEONE IS LENDING A HELPING HAND.
“Harry and Arsene” would make for a good sitcom. Each week, Arsene could attempt to teach Harry about technology, and each week he’d fail miserably. Football’s strange, innit? // Dirty Tackle
MOST OF MY THOUGHTS ABOUT CARLOS TEVEZ INVOLVE THE EXPRESSION ‘ER.’
Where will Carlos end up? I don’t know, and neither does this humorous take on a billboard design. // The FCF
SO THAT DIDN’T WORK OUT SO WELL.
The Chechan owner of Neuchatel Xamax, a man who ran the club into the ground so completely that they’ve been kicked out of the league and may cease to exist, was arrested. Solace? No, not really. // SI.com
IT’S AMERICA DAY IN ENGLAND, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS ‘TWO AMERICAN PLAYERS FACE OFF AGAINST EACH OTHER IN AN FA CUP MATCH AND ALL THE YANKS GO MENTAL BECAUSE OH MY GOD THESE ARE THE BEST PLAYERS WE HAVE AND THEIR PLAYING AGAINST EACH OTHER GET MY ME MY FLAG AND EAGLE HAT’ DAY.
Hypedee hype hype hype. The golden boy Donovan and Everton versus the hard working, under-appreciated Dempsey. Oh, and 20 other guys, but who cares about them. Follow us, like us. You know you want to.