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PHOTO OF THE DAY.
Mano and Neymar point into the distant past, the general location of Neymar’s last decent haircut. (Getty Images)

MA MA MA MY RABONA.
You don’t see this everyday, unless you make watching this video part of your daily routine. In which case you would see it everyday. Moving on. // Unpro Foul

ZUT ALORS! SACRE BLEU! OTHER FRENCH INJECTIONS FOR SOMETHING THAT IS GOOD!
These virtual stadium deals never fail to impress me. Stade Saputo gets the treatment. // Impact de Montreal via TOR

HEY, JEALOUSY.
Sami Khedira on vacation. There’s a blond involved. // Kickette

AT LEAST THEY DIDN’T SET FIRE TO IT.
A Tottenham barber was ransacked as part of the London riots. Oddly, a signed photo of a certain gangly Spurs striker was left behind. Did I say oddly? I meant unsurprisingly. // WAATP

THIS IS THE GREATEST FOOTBALL-THEMED RAP SONG PARODY OF ALL TIME, FULL STOP.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! // Gunnerblog

THE ANTITHESIS OF HOW A HEAD COACH HUMAN BEING SHOULD BEHAVE.
Colombia’s manager doesn’t handle criticism well, is now not Colombia’s manager. // Dirty Tackle

A PERFECT UNDERSTANDING OF THE SITUATION.
Dear rich people who managed to buy something without spending your own money… // Surreal Football

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE.
Millwall fans defy their reputation during the discord in London. Good on ya. // 101gg

DAMN THE MAN. SAVE HOOLIGAN’S.
The City of Columbus has decided to come down on a one-of-a-kind pub owned and operated by Crew supporters. Help the cause. // Hudson Street Hooligans

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