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PHOTO: CONFETTI BLIZZARDS ARE NOTHING TO LAUGH AT. YOU COULD LOSE AN EYE.
Sao Paulo keeper Rogerio Ceni played his 1000th game for the club and was feted with this annoying looking shower of confetti. (AP PHOTO)
WHEN WAGS GO TO AWARDS BANQUETS, DON’T EXPECT UNDERSTATED.
Abby Clancy-Crouch and the mystery of the incredibly not-at-all-there dress. // Kickette
DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE.
Usually you want to be at least be standing when you gesticulate at another player in a threatening manner. You know, so you can act like you’ll actually come over there… // Dirty Tackle
I’M SCHEDULING THE INTERVENTION RIGHT NOW.
This photo is not going to make non-Red Bulls fans hate Luke Rodgers any less. Chest hair, he has none. // The Offside Rules
IF THIS IS YOUR EVERDAY CAR, YOU’RE PROBABLY A FOOTBALLER OR A WAG.
Danielle Lloyd got a present from Jamie O’Hara. It’s red, Italian, and goes from zero to 60 in four seconds. Yes, Danni…you’re spoilt. // The Beautiful Gear
IT’S THE DEFENSE, STUPID.
The biggest problem the US might face isn’t who will score the goals, but who will prevent them. // Bleacher Report
THAT’S IT. THAT’S THE LIST.
Time to pick up the pace, football world. The links were light today because you didn’t deliver. Less links doesn’t mean less KCKRS goodness, though, so make sure you follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook. We’re off to sit in the corner and hate on Jamie O’Hara and Peter Crouch for awhile.