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PHOTO: BLUE STEEL.
This is Diego Maradona modeling a watch. You can probably stop reading this post now, because it doesn’t get any better than that. Oh wait, there are more photos! (GETTY IMAGES)
SADLY, THIS ISN’T A LINK TO A MILLWALL-THEMED PRESSED SANDWICH.
Here’s the Millwall Panini set from 1989. Back then, hair was terrible. // The FCF
BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW PARIS WAS CLOSER TO ARGENTINA THAN MANCHESTER.
Carlito to Paris, with everyone else? // The Footy Blog
THERE’S GOT TO BE A FOOTBALL VERSION OF THE LAW OF DIMINISHING RETURNS.
El Clasico overload. El Overload. El Clasicload. Eh. // NYT Goal Blog
SOCCER SAD FACE.
This is a developing story, so keep your eye on Twitter or whatever. Darlington FC is on the verge of not being a thing anymore. // twohundredpercent
TOUGH SELL, THAT CARLO.
Carlo Ancelotti says PSG was offered Fernando Torres. Here’s how that conversation probably went. // Dirty Tackle
MR. ROGERS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, WITHOUT THE PROPER DOCUMENTATION.
Leeds TV did an interview with new signing and American Robbie Rogers despite that little “pending work permit” thing. // The Offside Rules
VICTOR VALDES IS NOW AN OLD PERSON. WELCOME TO THE CLUB, VICTOR.
Belated happy birthday wishes for Barca keeper Victor Valdes. // Kickette
I FORESEE NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER WITH THIS LIST. PEOPLE WON’T BE UPSET. NOPE.
The “20 Meanest Fan Bases in World Football.” *ducks* // Bleacher Report
DID YOU KNOW? CRISTIANO RONALDO WAS BORN IN THE BACK OF A MOVING VW BUG BEING DRIVEN BY THE PRIME MINISTER OF DJIBOUTI IN 1985 IN FUNCHAL, PORTUGAL. DOUBT ME? WIKI IT. OH THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN’T.
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