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PHOTO: KINGS OF THE BUNDESLIGA.
Borussia Dortmund fans crown their club via pre-game display before Tuesday’s Champions League match against Arsenal. (GETTY IMAGES)
RONALDO WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE ROLE OF AN 80′S TEEN MOVIE BAD GUY.
Ronaldo finally puts his finger on the answer to the question of why they boo Ronaldo. // Dirty Tackle
MYTH-MAKING IS A NOT FOR THE HAM-FISTED.
Ian Plenderleith read the NYT’s fashion piece on Manchester United. Uh oh. “Savaged” isn’t quite the right word, but it’s close. // When Saturday Comes
IN THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE, EVERYONE’S A LEGEND.
If you play Football Manager and enjoy telling people about your success, do not read this under any circumstances. // Surreal Football
VIDEO: SWEET TALK AND GATORADE.
The Seattle Sounders season ticket renewal campaign takes the fan-club “relationship” to an amusing level. (via TOR)
SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID ‘I’M GONNA TELL MY DAD ON YOU!’
Fergie snaps at reporter Kelly Cates, aka Kenny Dalglish’s daughter, over a question about goalkeepers. She’s not really going to tell her dad. // Off the Post
BUY YOURSELF A GOAT. COMES HOUSE TRAINED, PROBABLY.
Chivas USA is auctioning off dates with some of their most eligible bachelors. Here’s a chance to win tickets to the event for you LA people into that sort of thing. // Kickette
GUARANTEED TO BE THE ORANGEST THING EVER.
The Houston Dynamo are building a stadium. Here’s a little video of what it will look like. // No Short Corners
SHOULDN’T THEY BE USED TO THE DISAPPOINTMENT? SORRY, THAT WAS MEAN.
New York Red Bulls fans question their reason for being. I mean are angry about the team. // Bleacher Report