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|PHOTO: I BET THESE GUYS DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER. MUG PAINTING, TOURS OF THE LOUVRE, SKINNY DIPPING IN THE SEINE…|
Ibra and Carlo are ready for Dynamo Kiev, and Ibra thinks PSG can win the whole thing this year. Madness?
|I’M GOING TO MAINTAIN THAT THIS PERSON WAS AN EXCEPTIONAL IDIOT, EVEN FOR THE SOCCER-STUPID AMERICA OF 1994.|
Once again, it’s worth stating that it was absolutely amazing the United States hosted a World Cup 18 years ago, especially with people like this in the stands. // Miniborodotcom
|COME FOR SNAKE PLISSKEN AS A WINGER. STAY FOR THE DOLPH LUNDGREN VIDEO THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.|
The boys at The Other 87 have created a lineup of has-been action stars unrivaled by anyone ever. Also, there’s video of Dolph Lundgren singing (read: lip-syncing) “A Little Less Conversation” while breaking boards and ice blocks. It will consume your day. // The Other 87
|IT’S BEEN LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF SINCE THE LAUNCH OF THE LAST YOUTUBE FOOTBALL CHANNEL. WHAT GIVES? OH.|
Another Youtube football channel launches: Copa 90. I will never not be amused by the English pronunciation of “copa.” // Youtube
|PHOTO: ONE MORE TIME, LET’S ALL TIP OUR CAPS TO EVERTON FOOTBALL CLUB.|
Liverpool’s local rival did everything right yesterday while honoring those who died at Hillsborough.
|GOOD PLAYER, GOOD CAUSE, GOOD ARTIST. THIS IS QUITE CLOSE TO THE PERFECT T-SHIRT STORM. OOH, T-SHIRT STORM…|
Buy this shit, help concussion research. It was designed by American soccer’s resident free spirit/banner artist supreme. // FutbolArtistNetwork
|NAKED SILVER BECKHAMS ARE INVADING CANADA! GET OUT THE TANK!|
Rejoice or something, Canadians: The Silver Beckham Surfer statue thing is coming to your town (if you live in Toronto, Montreal, or Vancouver). // The Canadian Press
|KICKETTE IS POSTING UN-IRONIC GOAL VIDEOS NOW AND I JUST CANNOT DEAL.|
Neymar is more than just that mullethawk thing on top of his head, I guess. // Kickette
|PHOTO: THIS IS THE THING THEY’RE ALL PLAYING FOR. COULD USE A POLISH MAYBE?|
Here’s the trophy, le Coupe des Clubs Champions Européens.
|I’M SO GLAD BROOKS WATCHED THIS THING SO I DIDN’T HAVE TO.|
Look, I’m sure there are good moments in Being: Liverpool, even beyond the list Mr. Peck has compiled, but you’re probably not going to get me to sit still long enough to watch them. Unless Steve Gerrard forms a Genesis cover band and the show becomes about how they tour small venues across the north of England. // Dirty Tackle
|DIDJA HEAR, DIDJA HEAR? IT’S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY!|
Group play starts today. // Bleacher Report
|SOME PEOPLE PLAY BETTER IN GROUPS THAN OTHERS. SOME OF THESE PEOPLE ARE ALSO RICHER THAN ANYONE ELSE.|
Montpellier-Arsenal should be a fun one. Ibra to get two against Dynamo Kiev. Of course, Madrid-City is the headliner. I expect heavy collateral damage to result from that fixture. While you’re enjoying your Champions League, be sure to follow KCKRS and like KCKRS. We’ll see if we can get Keith to fire up the Twitter machine for some running commentary…