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PHOTO OF THE DAY.
The nice thing about John Henry buying Liverpool, as opposed to a blue club, is that Linda Pizzuti already had a dress the proper color. Or she bought one, being rich and all. (REUTERS)

THIS WAS GOING TO BE PHOTO OF THE DAY UNTIL I CHECKED DT. DAMN YOU BROOKS.
Pep wins. Jose fails to make eye contact, clearly indicating he is intimidated. // Dirty Tackle

WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION. ALSO, WHERE IS KCKRS?
Gareth Bale’s rather disturbing search history as he prepared for a match that didn’t happen. // The Other 87

THE TWO FOOTBALLS COLLIDE…THE GOOD FOOTBALL WINS.
Ex-Jets running back Curtis Martin has a new fascination. The other football. // NYT Goal Blog

IT’S FOR A GOOD CAUSE, BUT THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF FUN.
This Villa fan will race through England’s football grounds in an insanely short window of time to raise some money. // Birmingham Mail

THIS IS BAD. IT WILL ALSO BE IN YOUR HEAD ALL DAY.
Chris Kamara + Papa Bouba Diop + dance beat = ? // Off the Post

GET DRUNK ON AMERICAN SOCCER. IT’S A DIFFERENT KIND OF BUZZ.
The best of the #MLScocktails. I’ll have a “Wondolowski” with a “Brek Shea” chaser. // The Free Beer Movement

THIS WILL TEACH HIM TO HAVE A LOW HAIRLINE.
Does a new Arsenal signing look like a member of the Fantastic Four? Yes. Sadly. // WAATP

PIQUE NEEDS TO QUIT SHOWING OFF. AND I DON’T MEAN BECAUSE HE CAN PULL OFF THE HAT.
The one time the people making out in the corner of the bar are actually worth watching. Uh…not to be creepy or anything. // Kickette

VINNIE JONES LAUGHS AT ALL OF THEM.
The dirtiest players from each Prem club. See how many you can guess! // BleachRep

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