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| PHOTO: THIS IS WHAT THE END LOOKS LIKE. IT’S A FAMILIAR SIGHT. |
The Chicago Fire officially ended Toronto FC’s playoff hopes with a win last night in Toronto. You’d say “blow it up, TFC”, but they’ve done that like 18 times already.
| WHEN JOURNALISTS FIGHT, NOBODY WINS BECAUSE THEY’RE JOURNALISTS AND FRANKLY, YAWN. |
I kid, actually. This journalism ethics stuff fascinates me. Who owns player quotes? // The Footy Blog
| BEWARE A SMILING ZLATAN. IT RARELY MEANS GOOD THINGS. |
If he’s smiling, there’s probably someone hurting. // Kickette
| I THINK I WOULD PAY TO SEE MARIO HYPNOTIZED TO ACT LIKE A CHICKEN. |
Mario Balotelli was caught smoking again, and Mancini wants to use hypnosis to get him to quit. // Futbolita
| THIS WHOLE THING IS MOVING ENTIRELY TOO SLOWLY. YOU’RE FAULT, LAHM (PARTLY). |
An interview with “The Man Who Doesn’t Exist”, an anonymous gay Bundesliga player. // ONTD_Football
| AND HERE I ALWAYS TOOK CRISTIANO FOR AN ANDROID GUY. |
Ronaldo is definitely happy now that the details on the iPhone 5 have come out. // Dirty Tackle
| DR. AMERICA AND MR. YANK. OKAY, SO THAT WAS WAY MORE CLEVER IN MY HEAD. |
Will the real USMNT please stand up? // Bleacher Report
| US, LATE? NEVER. WE’RE JUST FASHIONABLY ARRIVING AT A TIME FURTHER ALONG THE DAY CYCLE. |
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