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|PHOTO: THIS IS WHAT THE END LOOKS LIKE. IT’S A FAMILIAR SIGHT.|
The Chicago Fire officially ended Toronto FC’s playoff hopes with a win last night in Toronto. You’d say “blow it up, TFC”, but they’ve done that like 18 times already.
|WHEN JOURNALISTS FIGHT, NOBODY WINS BECAUSE THEY’RE JOURNALISTS AND FRANKLY, YAWN.|
I kid, actually. This journalism ethics stuff fascinates me. Who owns player quotes? // The Footy Blog
|BEWARE A SMILING ZLATAN. IT RARELY MEANS GOOD THINGS.|
If he’s smiling, there’s probably someone hurting. // Kickette
|I THINK I WOULD PAY TO SEE MARIO HYPNOTIZED TO ACT LIKE A CHICKEN.|
Mario Balotelli was caught smoking again, and Mancini wants to use hypnosis to get him to quit. // Futbolita
|THIS WHOLE THING IS MOVING ENTIRELY TOO SLOWLY. YOU’RE FAULT, LAHM (PARTLY).|
An interview with “The Man Who Doesn’t Exist”, an anonymous gay Bundesliga player. // ONTD_Football
|AND HERE I ALWAYS TOOK CRISTIANO FOR AN ANDROID GUY.|
Ronaldo is definitely happy now that the details on the iPhone 5 have come out. // Dirty Tackle
|DR. AMERICA AND MR. YANK. OKAY, SO THAT WAS WAY MORE CLEVER IN MY HEAD.|
Will the real USMNT please stand up? // Bleacher Report
|US, LATE? NEVER. WE’RE JUST FASHIONABLY ARRIVING AT A TIME FURTHER ALONG THE DAY CYCLE.|