Ladies, Philadelphia Union midfielder Michael Lahoud has it all. He’s a pro athlete, so he’s in great shape. He’s got a sense of humor (and is friends with Jimmy Conrad). And he can get up in front of people and belt out songs that he wrote himself. Feel free to swoon. We did.
On the guitar and harmonica for Lahoud is Union backup keeper Chris Konopka, making the offseason trade of midfielder and ukulele aficionado Kyle Nakazawa to Los Angeles all the more tragic.
Spotted on Kickette (who are currently shackled to a radiator)