Papiss Cisse, Newcastle United’s new goalscoring machine, is really just a regular guy. He puts on his pants one leg at a time just like anybody else, and if he needs a haircut, he’ll go to a local barber for a £6 trim, thank you very much. Only thing, he’s scoring goals about as often as he’s eating meals these days, and people on Tyneside tend to be very enthusiastic about their footballing heroes. So then this happened.

Full Story: The Mirror