Mario Balotelli’s Bentley is camouflaged. I don’t have any clever jokes to go with that information, because none could possibly be as remotely amazing as the fact that Mario Balotelli’s Bentley is camouflaged. It’s a Bentley. Camouflaged. Maybe Mario really wanted a tank, found out they’re not street legal in Manchester, and decided to deface a $250,000 car instead. If he modifies it with an 8″ gun, we’ll know things are really weird in Mario’s world.