Sao Paulo star Lucas Moura probably thought he was being a nice guy when he gave his game-worn shirt to a young girl after Sao Paulo’s 1-1 draw at Coritiba yesterday. Instead, the act caused the girl to be attacked by angry Coritiba fans unhappy that 1) she asked in the first place and 2) Lucas would give it to her at all. Passion, tribalism, or insanity?

Meanwhile, back in MLS, David Beckham just handed his shirt to another soccer mom in some town in the Midwest, and all of the other soccer moms (and dads) are totally jealous.