Eventually, I’m going to stop being buoyed by the cultural steps songs like this represent and just be able to judge them as songs. So…I’m glad Sporting Kansas City has a song from B Double E. Happy, really. Hooray for MLS team-themed rap. “Kick It” isn’t very inventive for a song about soccer, but hey, it’s a song about soccer. A…very okay song about soccer. Yeah, that’s it’s. Very okay.

Extra credit for the play on words with Sporting/Sportin’. He’s “sportin’” Kansas City, you see.