David Beckham is a good sport, makes a terrible parfum salesman named Ricky, and is easily manipulated by puppet master Ellen DeGeneres in this video from her talk show.

Becks is a good sport, but man did Ellen use him like her own personal comedy prop. Between the leg sniffing, the accents and the chanting, Ellen made sure David wasn’t getting out of that target without a healthy dose of embarrassment. Not that he seemed to care.

Credit to the one customer that sniffed him out. Both literally and figuratively.