In the second leg of the Eastern Conference semifinals moved from Wednesday because of winter storm Athena (seriously, we’re doing this winter storm name thing? Feels weird.), D.C. United got a bit of luck, some stupidity from Thierry Henry, and a late winner from Nick DeLeon to beat the New York Red Bulls and advance to the Eastern Conference finals against the Houston Dynamo. United goalkeeper Bill Hamid, who got red-carded in the match then watched his replacement stop the resulting penalty, does not believe that people (it’s not clear who) can hold United back. He does not believe while being shirtless.

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Rafa Marquez is an idiot.