You can add me to the “cheerleaders at soccer games are pointless” crew, and I’m a card-carrying diamond-level founding member of “okay it was fun for two seconds, but can everyone please, PLEASE, stop blaring Carly Rae Jepsen before I murder-suicide all Canadian singers” society, so it’s against my better judgement to post this, but since I couldn’t stop laughing at the endless wave of The Only Way Is Essex wannabes, it’s worth a post.

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