Watch, horrified, as the Alex Morgan media tour rolls into Conan so that Alex can test out the new “Just Dance 4″ video game with Conan and Conan can use the experience to make jokes. With bonus “Call Me Maybe” (because that’s something you need)! Zero soccer though. Just video game dancing. Which Alex is admittedly an expert on.

Stay tuned next week, when Alex stops by Jimmy Kimmell to make fritatas for absolutely no reason (not really).