One of the most important duties of the modern athlete is to tell us which consumer products to buy. To that end, Pepsi Max got a bunch of the USMNT boys together for a photo shoot.

Of course, no USMNT picture session is truly complete without the trademark Dempsey scowl or the laid-back-and-über-chill-but-still-blatantly-superior-to-you Captain America pose from Carlos Bocanegra.