Fabio and “Old” Old Spice Guy may have proposed to Alex Morgan. But Chivas USA midfielder Michael Lahoud is crazy ripped, we wish Jimmy Conrad was our big brother, and we would have posted this sooner had we not all watched it five times before our brains had adjusted to the amazingness enough to comprehend what was happening.

I want to buy Chivas tickets, and I live in Philadelphia. JOB DONE.

(hat tip to @samthrax)