That’s a tiny little goal that former Philadelphia Eagle Hugh Douglas is trying to keep while USWNT and Portland Thorns star Alex Morgan takes shots. She’s totally taking it easy on him. Hugh was an incredibly athletic guy when he was playing, but that’s only in the context of the …
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USWNT Star Sydney Leroux Is Dating Houston Texans Star JJ Watt, Apparently
Filed under “THINGS WE DID NOT KNOW UNTIL JUST NOW THAT ARE BLOWING OUR MINDS.”* Their kids will rule the world. And I mean that, literally. Watt is an impossibly massive freakish athlete and USWNT forward Leroux is both beautiful and athletically gifted. It’s almost unfair. No, it is unfair. …
Former USWNT Coach Pia Sundhage Won Women’s Coach of the Year, Sang Her Thank Yous On Stage
First, that whole thing with Big Phil, which was…what was that about. Then she sings! Pia Sundhage is the best. THE BEST. She has an American accent (Southern..ish?) and sings with a twang. Thanks Alex and Abby, and the rest of the USWNT. PIA IS THE BEST.
Sydney Leroux Is One Seriously Tatted Talented Soccer Player
This is not “hey, I think I’ll get a butterfly on my ankle because oh my god how cute” territory. This is serious ink, on a level that would be intimidating save for the fact that Sydney Leroux seems so darn nice. It also doesn’t hurt that she’s attractive. New …
Alex Morgan And Sydney Leroux Won Halloween With U.S. Gymnast Costumes
Actual gold medal winners going to a Halloween party as other gold medal winners. To say that the USWNT has the best soccer personalities on the planet is the most obvious observation I’ll make today. A little disappointed they didn’t bust out the actual gold medals for this, but leaving …
The USWNT Presented Pia Sundhage With A Guitar She Then Used To Sing “Jailhouse Rock”
USWNT head coach Pia Sundhage is leaving the team to return to her native Sweden, after a a successful four-year run at the American helm. Because of Pia’s imminent departure, the Americans’ post-Olympic victory tour (which wrapped up with a 6-2 win over Australia last night) also because a Sundhage …
Come Along With Alex Morgan During Her Gameday Preparations
This girl is a one polished PR product, that’s for sure. Lots of stretching in the video. Did we know that her dad had such an epic beard? I feel like that’s something that should get more attention. Beards are awesome.
Alex Morgan Opened The NYSE, Hit The Runway
While teammate Abby Wambach was busy being the coolest thing to happen in Montana since that one time an 18-wheeler hit a cow outside Missoula, USWNT striker Alex Morgan was busy hitting the Big Apple. The 23-year old gold medalist opened the New York Stock Exchange (along with members of …
The USWNT Celebrated Gold With A Karaoke Rendition Of ‘Celebration’
This is the part of the Olympics I want to experience. Hospitality tents filled with people drinking copious of alcohol while singing the most cliched “we just won the gold medal” songs possible. Looks like a blast, right? It certainly does for the women of the USWNT. Sing it, girls.
The USWNT Celebrate A Goal With A Full-Team Breakdance Wave
The USWNT took a 1-0 lead over North Korea in their final group stage match of the 2012 London Olympics on a goal from Abby Wambach. Then they celebrated by lining up and doing the classic breakdance wave. Much, much better than the other kind of wave. Animated gif after …
Breaking: Alex Morgan Is Not Perfect, Wears Man United Shirt
…or maybe this makes her more perfect in your eyes. You know, since a full 1/10 of the population of Earth are Man United fans. Or so they say. So Alex Morgan likes Manchester United and has no qualms about wearing a shirt that doubles as a picnic tablecloth.
The USWNT YouTubes ‘Party in the USA’
This is great, mostly because it’s not another “Call Me Maybe” YouTube video, but also because the USWNT are just way more fun than any other team you care about.
Prep For the USWNT Olympic Campaign With “Teach Me How To Wambach”
The USWNT is kicking off their Olympic sendoff tour tomorrow in Utah when they take on Canada. What better way to celebrate than with a video parody of “Teach Me How to Dougie”, called “Teach Me How to Wambach”? As these things go, Wambach…ing is much more worthwhile than Dougie…ing.
Here’s Your Obligatory Alex Morgan Olympic Photoshoot
You know who loves Alex Morgan? America loves Alex Morgan. The USWNT star did the obligatory pre-tournament photoshoot ahead of this summer’s London Olympics, and of course, they involved poses with an American flag, some soccer balls, and… a golf club?
The USWNT’s Domination of CONCACAF Is Now Complete
Last night in Vancouver, the United States Women’s National Team put an emphatic stamp on their total domination of the CONCACAF Olympic qualifying tournament. The US Women, led by rising star Alex Morgan and second all-time leading scorer Abby Wambach, beat Canada 4-0 in the tournament final. Even though the …
