Author Archives: ‘Ryan’

Purple Haze: Adidas Champions League adiPower Predator Colourway Boots

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Purple is great. It’s by far the best Stone Temple Pilots album, it’s the color of one of the best military decorations, and it’s the hue of the precipitation in one of Prince’s best records. When it kicks off next week, you’ll notice the Champions League is all about purple …

“Ronaldo: Tested To The Limit” Movie Premieres In Madrid

Last night, the Palacio de Vistalegre in Madrid was lucky enough to host the first showing of Ronaldo: Tested To The Limit, a movie that appears to have been conceived to show the positive attributes of both Cristiano Ronaldo and Castrol EDGE.

Treasures of eBay: David Beckham’s Porsche 911

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Treasures of eBay is a daily feature where we wade through the mountains of bollocks on eBay to bring you an auction we think is worth a second look.

How Mike Ashley Made You Want Newcastle United Lingerie

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Suddenly it all becomes clear. Mike Ashley didn’t remove all his clothes in a Chinese restaurant because he was drunk and lacking in inhibitions, he did it to get us thinking about Newcastle and underwear. And then – BAM! A Newcastle Utd lingerie range. He’s a frickin’ marketing genius.

Treasures of eBay: 1970s Dallas Tornado Pennant

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Treasures of eBay is a daily feature where we wade through the mountains of bollocks on eBay to bring you an auction we think is worth a second look.

Injury-Prone Arsenal Not Even Bothering With Medicals Anymore

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In the Premier League, only Tottenham currently have more players out injured than Arsenal, but this hasn’t stopped the Gunners throwing caution to the wind when it comes to bringing in new blood. It’s been revealed that Yossi Benayoun joined the club without having any kind of medical. Yes, the …

Joey Barton Assimilates Himself In London With Rhyming Slang And Brainy Literature

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Two Joey Barton posts in one day? We are really spoiling you. Like an angry mindless northern caterpillar blossoming into a self-aware, well-read southern butterfly, Joey Barton’s transition to a fully-fledged Londoner is almost complete. Just after TWICATTBJB went to press, he tweeted:

Chelsea Have A Broken TV, Unhelpful Sponsor

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A post on Chelsea’s official website today reveals that one of the big screens at Stamford Bridge is broken beyond repair, and a new one will be ready for the second half of the season. If only they had a good relationship with a company that specializes in TV screens. …

Shaktar Donesk Will Pimp Your Dog

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Joining Manchester Utd on the list of clubs willing to sell you stuff to embarrass your pets, Shaktar Donesk have today started selling animal merch.

Cesc Fabregas Misses London, Reads Newspapers Sexily

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While flicking through his favorite Catalan-based sports newspaper at Spain’s training camp, Francesc Fabregas answered some burning questions about his old life, his new life, and his colleagues. Here are some choice cuts from his recent interview with Sport…

Treasures of eBay: Jurgen Klinsmann 1992 Germany Away Shirt

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Treasures of eBay is a daily feature where we wade through the mountains of bollocks on eBay to bring you an auction we think is worth a second look.

Molineux Stadium Could Have Looked Like This

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Most modern stadia are pretty generic: a couple of tiers of seating that bank steeply around the entire circumference of the pitch, maybe some fancy lighting on the outside. The range of modern designs always seems to sit somewhere between Pride Park and the Allianz Arena. How refreshing it is …

Mesut Özil Caught Smoking, Says It Was “A Bet”

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Joining Johann Cruyff, Zinedine Zidane, Wayne Rooney and Maradona on the list of footballers partial to a cigarette is Real Madrid’s Mesut Özil.

Treasures of eBay: Harvard-style foosball table

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Treasures of eBay is a daily feature where we wade through the mountains of bollocks on eBay to bring you an auction we think is worth a second look.

Our 5 Favorite Moronic Sepp Blatter Quotes

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Like Prince Phillip or a Jersey Shore cast member, it seems that Sepp Blatter can’t go more than a few minutes without saying something stupid. This week, for example, he claimed that England are trying to destroy FIFA and have been since 1974, when the last British president was booted …

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