The career of one Francesc “Cesc” Fabregas:
This is cool! I just signed for Arsenal and I have the dirtiest mullet ever!
This is the best! We’re going to be friends and teammates and win trophies FOREVER!
UGHHH. Where did the trophies go? Why do I have this migraine!?!
Why is there an invisible man jamming pencils in my eyes?!?!
PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP